As part of my travels, I see many odd and interesting signs. Singapore is the king of the obvious and strange when it comes to signs.
![Don't shoplift!! Sersiously!!! I'm Pointing at you!!!!! Don't shoplift!! Sersiously!!! I'm Pointing at you!!!!!](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Dont-shoplift-600x450.jpg)
Don't shoplift!! Sersiously!!! I'm Pointing at you!!!!!
![Singapore Signs - Beware of Auto Barrier in Operation - Deadly Ahhhh!!!!! Barrier of D E A T H!!!!](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Beware-of-Auto-Barrier-in-Operation-Deadly-600x450.jpg)
Ahhhh!!!!! Barrier of D E A T H!!!!
![Singapore Signs - No Tipping I'd love to see these signs in the US](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-No-Tipping-600x450.jpg)
I'd love to see these signs in the US
![Singapore Signs - Protected area - theyll shoot you - really Restricted areas are very serious here. They'll point at you and you have to put your arms up.](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Protected-area-theyll-shoot-you-really-600x450.jpg)
Restricted areas are very serious here. They'll point at you and you have to put your arms up.
![Singapore Signs - Danger in 4 languages Danger in 4 languages](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Danger-in-4-languages-600x450.jpg)
Danger in 4 languages
![Singapore Signs - Long Vechile on a bus Just a normal bus. If you couldn't tell, buses are long](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Long-Vechile-on-a-bus-600x450.jpg)
Just a normal bus. If you couldn't tell, buses are long
![Singapore Signs - little further back f a bus Forceful with CAPS but cute with cartoon](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-little-further-back-f-a-bus-600x450.jpg)
Forceful with CAPS but cute with cartoon
![Singapore Signs - No Standing on Steps From inside of a bus. The steps wouldn't have enough room to stand and read the sign at the same time](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-No-Standing-on-Steps-600x450.jpg)
From inside of a bus. The steps wouldn't have enough room to stand and read the sign at the same time
![Singapore Signs - Hawker Center Ideas Keep it clean!](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Hawker-Center-Ideas-450x600.jpg)
Keep it clean!
![Singapore Signs - Taxi Rules Carefully read the rules for the Taxi. They're pretty good](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Taxi-Rules-600x450.jpg)
Carefully read the rules for the Taxi. They're pretty good
![Singapore Signs - Pigs Rectum Not a warning sign, but I still like it.](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Pigs-Rectum-600x450.jpg)
Not a warning sign, but I still like it.
![Singapore Signs - No Smoking Eating Flammable goods and No Durians Durians and flammable gases.... Very similar](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-No-Smoking-Eating-Flammable-goods-and-No-Durians-600x450.jpg)
Durians and flamable gases.... Very similiar
![Singapore Signs - Work in Progress, Sorry for any inconvenience caused Very respectful and safe - Work in progress](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Work-in-Progress-600x450.jpg)
Very respectful and safe - Work in progress
![Sign - No Feeding Singapore Zoo No Feeding!!!!!](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Sign-No-Feeding-Singapore-Zoo-600x401.jpg)
No Feeding!!!!!
![Singapore Signs - Please Mind Your Step Don't spend too much time reading signs either or you'll get plowed over by the escalator](http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2011/04/Singapore-Signs-Please-Mind-Your-Step-600x450.jpg)
Don't spend too much time reading signs either or you'll get plowed over by the escalator
was the durian one for real? they actually ban the fruit wherever that is (presumably b/c of the smell?)
Yes. If you could smell them you’d understand why. They’re extremely stinky and distinctive. Thailand bans Durian on all public transit too, I think.
Awesome set, Dave! You didn’t mention – how was the pig rectum?
Interesting
did i mention to u that my uncle is selling pig’s intestine for food? that includes the part that is above the anus: rectum.
No matter where I move… he is still pointing at me!